Feb 28, 2011

Public Transportation

Well this thing is a nightmare.....public transportation might just be the stupidest thing one can do here after shooting yourself up with aids. 2 - 3 hour waits, for a bus? and the changed the routes so now instead of taking 1 bus to your destination they chopped it off in 2 or 3 trips in different buses(supposedly, making the routes shorter would provide with a much quicker service....they were wrong) Anyways, I've been taking public transportation all my life, literally, when I was a small child(like 8) me and my brother (9 at the time) decided to tell my mom to let us take the bus by ourselves, why? Because she had to go out of her job, take a bus and reach our elementary then wait for us and THEN we all went home together....we thought that was a waste of time since we we're already grown up(kids always think that they're not kids) so we convinced her to let us go on our own.

I've never regretted it since it made me responsible of myself and made me conscious to the sacrifices my parents took for me, but taking the bus is truly an experience. I've seen so much shit that I could talk your ear off with stories but I think the funniest moment I passed was when a man was rapping/wooing a woman, her friend thought it was funny or something(they apparently didn't know the guy) yet he accidentally(probably in the course of the rapping) spit on the girl and all hell broke loose. She was pissed, she stood up shouting and insulting him displaying a wide vocabulary and then HE got pissed and they started shouting back and forth. Slowly tension grew and the man(no surprise there) wanted to get physical but the woman didn't want to back down and urged him on to fight her. As always I just sat patiently waiting for it to end and just like I predicted the woman's bus stop arrived and she left, and now THIS was the most fun part for me....The man then started preaching how much of a good christian he was, I didn't laugh in his face since I don't like disrespecting people that way but yeah, I thought he was a hypocrite.

That's a normal day on the bus for me....

Feb 25, 2011

Today's the day

Well today( as in later in the day since it's 1 am here) is going to be an eventful day, it'll be filled with a myriad different interactions and events that will sure scar my life for the rest of it in such a way that it just might define who I am as a person, that's right! I'm dropping out of college! Well that's a bit of a white lie.....today I'll drop out of one college and enroll in another one, meaning that march next year I'll be graduating. Well anyways, I'm faced with two options at the moment. Me and my neighbor have sat down and discuss our goals in life, it was a small chat really since we didn't actually have any so we decided, why not join the air force? That's right! I'm enlisting! Well maybe or maybe not but right now it is a darn good possibility, see; ever since I was 15 I wanted to become a video game programmer yet now five years later, I know no languages(programming, I mean) and that goal is somewhat far from this starting point.

So I decided one of two thing, either do this one year degree thing and THEN go study video game programming OR do this one year degree thing AND enlist......or maybe study for a while and then enlist or enlist and then study video game programming.....right now my mind is a bit bitchy so I don't know what the hell I should do. One thing's for sure, I can't deal with theory....I just can't sit 2 hours listening to some teacher giving me a lecture about something I already know. See, the college I was in on is something I like to call a refuge, meaning that it houses people that weren't wanted anywhere else though that is not entirely true, since here on my island(beautiful as though it may be) there's only ONE place where you can study video game design, so that didn't give me a lot of options.

Anyways this was a money pit, meaning that most of the students who attended didn't even go to class and the graduation rate wasn't high and those that did graduate weren't all that knowledgable in their area. SO, I decided to call it quits and try something else for now (learn by practicing, is the new college's motto) so I'm gonna give THIS  a try since I can get certified in a year, plus it's cheaper than where I was going(it's $100 a month if I get the scholarship approved) so anyways, today's the day so, wish me luck!

Feb 22, 2011

Sushi Night

Hey guys, been a while....So......I didn't go to the beach or bough xbox live so this week has been pretty much a total waste. Anyways march is coming up which means I'll start college again....for the third time so yay for me! Haven't been called from any job places yet which makes me wonder wtf I'm doing wrong since I'm polite and hardworking(not joking, when work is involved I never lose my concentration...yet I still managed to get fired, though that's ironic since the only thing that motivated me to work hard was so I wouldn't get fired....guess I should have gone with the other option) but moving on to the topic I wanted to write about, sushi night.

I've never been a fan of sushi, though I love Japanese culture ( I love all cultures since I like the fact that they're so different form one another.) It's not that I don't like sushi but I didn't like the idea so much, since I can't tolerate seafood (I'll eat some fish from time to time but not one of my favorite foods.) Don't get me wrong I love going to the beach and fishing and diving and all that but I don't like eating shrimp or octopus or crab.....but sushi made me a believer.

Sushi was a new experience for me yet I quickly noticed something.....either you like it or not and I noticed that people that love sushi love it because they found their soul sushi(sounds stupid but it's not the first time that's happened to me) meaning that these people have become so enamored with a single roll of sushi that they no longer want any other type. All of my friends always ask for their soul sushi, for one it might be a crazy roll whilst the other likes the unagi dragon roll or w/e which was great for me since yesterday I had the urge to try sushi for the first time so I had 5 different types of which to choose from. I don't remember the names except those two I mentioned above but one thing quickly became apparent for me, I only like tempura rolls with soy sauce. I have no idea why but I just don't like it when the sushi feels all mushy but rather crunchy. 

Also I want to apologize to anyone if you keep reading expecting to see any zombie stuff, recently I don't have the brains to come up with survival shit and I don't want to read anything online since I don't like the idea of thinking that I'm stealing ideas(except from movies and video games, of course) but don't worry I'll upload something else some other day. I've decided to change this blog to whatever the f**k I want since it's easier for me to write about whatever's going through my mind at the day since I change my mind so much. Today I'm setting up a youtube channel since I think I'll start uploading Black Ops videos of me and my brother playing and commenting sometime soon(till now I'm playing Modern Warfare one with my bro 'till we buy  black ops, which will be soon) anyways, sorry for being so long but shit's been happening and I'll probably tell you all about in some other post so take care.

I'll leave you with this trailer for Dead Island(I loved it, not kidding):

Feb 17, 2011


Well yesterday sucked...it was supposed to be a day when my brother, my father and I had some family time and yeah we had a LOT of family time. That day revolved around us paying all our bills and standing in line for hours but the light at the end of the tunnel was the fact that we'd eat out which we hadn't done in a while...well guess what? My dad payed his last payment on his SUV so it's officially his but alas fate fucked us in the form of blowing up the radiator which meant we were stuck with no way to go home for 4 HOURS!!! We'll we bonded that's for sure, anyways it was an overall okay day with nothing exciting going on though that's not much of a surprise there.

Now for the future plans, saturday is supposed to be the day when me, my brother and two more friends are going to the beach(though it's not really a beach it's more like a small island in the middle of the ocean...I live in the tropics so even in winter, it's summer) and it's going to be 4 guys and 7 women....they are all very attractive though I've only met two and my friends already started choosing which one they wanted(what an I say? we're guys) so I'm waiting to see what happens though I'm reluctant about going since....my saved money was for my xbox live(I know it sounds pathetic but I've wanted xbox live for 5 years now and I know many attractive girls so meeting 5 more ain't all that and I KNOW I'll party with them sometime soon anyways) so I don't know whether to go to the beach or save the money. So it's down to which type of fun I want to have,,,playing online with my buddies kicking ass in all shapes and forms, or watching hot drunk girls in bikinis doing stupid shit....what do YOU think?

In the meantime I'll go play some Fallout 3, L4D2 and Oblivion to pass the time 'till the weekend comes....

Feb 16, 2011

Woke up and I feel like shit

Well, it's 7:30 am here in the tropics and it's the first time I've woken up this early since September of last year so needless to say, I feel tired. So today I have to do 125 different shits, hope I have time to do them all but I'll feel relaxed once I'm done...haven't had time for proper research into a new zombie related post, though don't give up on me 'cause I'll deliver. Updates on my life, I'm starting college again in march(3rd time) hope this one's the charm, I'm still jobless and I've trying to sell three psp for the past month and a half and so far people have tried to scam me 6 times, but I ain't such an idiot so as to fall for their schemes. "I've sent $780 dollars to your account but you have to send $530 to the delivery company before we release the funds to your paypal account" yeah right and I'm sure the tooth-fairy will come with a big bag of money as a birthday present as well. Also I'm saving up money for xbox live, a cat6 100 foot ethernet cable and CoD:BO....right now I have $6.56 so I've got some ways to go, but my neighbor is lazy as hell and pays me $20 dollars for doing anything(nothing sexual, though I admit that I wouldn't mind some of that giggity) so she's my piggy bank. Anyways I have to go, the day started early today and I haven't even had breakfast so I'll post something else later or tomorrow.

Here's something not zombie related which I found pathetic beyond reasoning, it's a high school musical manga.....WTF!?;


Feb 15, 2011

Happy Valentine's Day! Oh, really? Fuck you!

Sorry for not posting for a while guys, i've had some problems with my ISP though they are now fixed. I was also messing with they idea of creating another blog, one with other subjects not zombie related but I figured, Fuck it. Once you stop and think about we are all pretty much zombies, living life mindlessly, consuming relentlessly without any thought other than feeding our hungers. Sooooooo I'm going to write about myself, you guys don't know anything about me and I'd thought than an introduction was long overdue so I'll start like this;

Hi! I'm a 20 year old bachelor celebrating single awareness day! nah but joking aside, today I saw too much hypocrisy which is a good change of pace. I like how showing affection has turned into such a materialistic endeavor, I like you! Here are some chocolates! Ugh, it's the same every year....zombies everywhere!!! I think I might start the zombie hunt a little early here in the tropics, moving on! I have yet to be called from the job interview so I probably didn't get the job, again. I find it easy to not have expectations since you don't get disappointed when things don't happen to go your way, though I'm the type who works his ass off harder than anybody else don't expect me to beg for a salary, I'd rather have to sweat for it. On another note, I'm joining the local football team...still don't know which position but one look at me and they'll probably make me a DT...I'll update when I have the info, anyways thanks for reading and I'll update with some info later today or tomorrow, stay tuned!

Here's the trailer for the movie called "Dawn of the Dead" and yeah you guessed it, it's about zombies. I actually enjoyed this movie though many people didn't like it but if you want to see zombie film to pass the time then yeah, i'd recommend it;

Feb 11, 2011

Back to normal!

Okay, back to the subject at hand...I am now rested and energized so I'll go crazy and post a something lenghty... My subjects for today will be, how to be sneaky and how to make traps....\

How to be sneaky:

Now, most people can't be sneaky since they don't have the patience and the discipline to forgo unnecessary movements or sounds. Being sneaky is a delicate art in which you must see all but be seen by none and this, in and by itself, is difficult. The first thing you'll need is camouflage, you can buy clothing already made for this type of thing so no problem there(I heard that ninja boots are great for sneaking....go figure)  but what happens when you DON'T have that type of camouflage readily available? Well that's easily rectified....you just have to look around your surroundings, what type of surrounding is it, what's the most predominant color all type of things and after analyzing these factors then you can effectively create a camouflage that can fool all. I'd like to point out that if a zombie is chasing then you must determine how he is persecuting you, look at their movement, is it by sight, is it by smell, is it by hearing? If it's by sight then a simple camouflage should do the trick, if it's by smell then you have to either mark your sent in your sorroundings, so it isn't inmediately apparent where you are or maybe mask yourself with natural smells from the place, and if it's by hearing then you have to be very, VERY quiet.

Use mud, leaves and other things to disguise yourself as a part of nature, take off watches or anything that can reflect light, breath slowly, DON'T MOVE(this one is very important) and when you DO move, do it slowly while always watchful for any unnatural movements,,,,brown, black and green are probably the most common colors in nature so clothing in that color might be especially useful. Also I'd like to add that if you are being persecuted by an actual human being, rational, who's looking for you for some reason or another then you have to be EXTRA EXTRA careful, since they won't be easily fooled. Also you could look at videos of predators sneaking towards their prey, here's an example;

Bet you you didn't see it, right? Yeah me neither, that Tiger is big and orange in a field of green yet he was INVISIBLE, so we can all learn something from nature's master predators. Sorry this post wasn't so long bu I hope you enjoyed it, see you next post and remember to WATCH OUT FOR ZOMBIES!

115!? Thanks!

This post will be a thank you note for all my followers who, I hope, enjoy my stupid blog....I'm sorry to not have been able to post an actual blog but today was a very hectic day(no zombies so don't worries) which included me going to a job interview so wish me luck! Anyways tomorrow(it's 3.30am so I mean later today) I'll post and official blog and if my brain isn't liquefied in the effort then I just make it a double post.....anyways thanks again and I hope that you continue reading my stupidities....here I leave you with a music video; 

Feb 9, 2011

What to Expect

Well you already know what to bring, who to bring and how things might start so now you're probably wondering what you can expect when you dive into this thing called the survival game........and what kind of zombies will populate the now infested world, well movies have taught me that there are many types of possibilities, some better than others....and here they are;

The No-brainers; This is probably the type of zombie that you WANT to populate your zombie apocalypse. why, you might ask but the answer is simple, these types of zombies are stupid, they are slow, they are stiff plus they mumble brains wherever so it's pretty easy to spot one of these suckers. These types of zombies would be more common to a voodoo type of outbreak.....plus they might break into dance unexpectedly.

The Sprinters These are exactly the opposite to the no-brainer meaning that these suckers are VERY fast, combined with the fact that they don't need to breathe, meaning  no fatigue, they are the most dangerous. These zombies are relentless, they will follow you until you shoot them dead or take off their head so do that as quickly as you can, always making sure to remain safe from infection. These type of zombie are the most commonly known since they are easily the most depicted in the media right now.

The freaks; Okay this one is, in my thoughts, up for debate but one can't help but think that way since most people think mutation means some sort of superpower or something. If the zombie apocalypse IS caused by some sort of virus then I think it's more than possible that there are some mutations depending on the subject....maybe not to the range of L4D or RE but definitely something might occur though that might not mean an advantage to the zombies so I don't know....have to wait for that to happen.

Well that's the basic list I made....maybe some other sort of type eluded me but it doesn't matter because I'm going to tell you MY hypothesis into what a typical zombie will be like;

I believe that the most probable zombie will be a mixture of all of them basically. I believe that a body contaminated by the zombie virus has to be functional to become a zombie, meaning that the person has to be alive when infected and the VIRUS has to kill them, not being gnawed on by zombies. I think of it this way, the virus needs a live body to infect since it needs to spread and infect other cells before it can take over and it can't do that if the body is dead, and even if it did it would be inconsequential since an eaten body would not be useful at all. Now let's say that the virus found a healthy(meaning not mangled or eaten in half) body that it has turned into a zombie, I believe that that zombie will be a sprinter. This zombie will be a sprinter, killing and infecting others as the body slowly decays since the virus will probably just reanimate the brain as the whole body dies, slowly but surely it would begin to turn into a no-brainer....minus the mumbling part and then finally, the body has become so stiff that the zombie can't move it. Also there'd be a sprinkling of freaks here and there....just like high school, but ultimately I think the zombie apocalypse will just be a fight for time until nature kills most, if not all, the zombies.

Well I hope these helps you to better understand zombies yet when the zombie apocalypse happens I urge to take investigation into your own hands, also; here's the trailer for the movie "28 Days Later" which I enjoyed...though the people aren't actually zombies;


Feb 8, 2011

Here's how it starts!

Okay, people often ask me(No they don't) how the zombie apocalypse would start if such a thing were to occur and I have to say then that there is NOT a single proven way for it to begin but various hypothesis;

The Outbreak; The outbreak begins as a disease, a quickly spreading virus that if you're lucky, won't be airborne. The disease is quickly spread, through saliva or overall bodily fluid contact.....that's right, beware of the zombie semen, and the symptoms that this outbreak would entail would be a high fever, people would start shivering and sweating profusely, they would grow pale in color and they're body would turn cold. Coughing, bleeding from the orifices(especially nasty), delirium, stiffness of the body...these are all sure signs that the person has been infected by the Z-Virus(I know it's a stupid name but for the sake of the argument just go with it) This is the most common conceptions of how the Zombie Apocalypse will begin.

The viral weapon; This one is all about government conspiracies, let's just say(and I'm not saying it) that a certain government from a certain country, might or might not be perfecting viral weaponry that they might test on their citizens, if such a thing were to happen you KNOW that they'd get their hands on there quick, probably killing everybody to bury the evidence but again, that might or might not happen but remember that you didn't read about it here!

The Rage; These are not actual zombies but they have the same overall effect, these are people who have become sick which makes them highly volatile and dangerous. This one is also a disease, spread through contact with fluids so again, beware the........you know....

The Voodoo; This one is just plain magic so in my thoughts this is the least likely to occur, probably some pissed off broad wants to get back at her man for cheating on her so she picks up a voodoo book that her mom gave her for christmas and voila, she sees a spell for reviving the dead so she decides that she'll scare him. Needless to say she loses control and dooms us all....damn broads. These type of apocalypse is different in the fact that the dead actually come back to life, meaning that its not a virus but that the dead ACTUALLY come back to life so a bit or a scratch is no concern and the only thing you'd have to worry about is an infection.

The Actual Apocalypse; We'll here we're pretty much fucked since well, its an actual apocalypse. The dead would come back to life and they would be more than the living etcetera etcetera...you know, biblical stuff.

So here you go, hope you enjoyed the list and remember to comment with any suggestions you might have!

Also, If you haven't watched Shaun of the Dead then do so since it shows the funny side of the zombie apocalypse...

Feb 7, 2011

It's all about the teamwork, baby.

. = ;D

Well okay, first of all I want to ask you guys for feedback and if you have any suggestions as to where this blog should go  or any questions you might want answered or something then please don't be afraid to ask.

Okay, the topic I chose for today was none other than; TEAMWORK!

Teamwork...........something so simple yet so important, and most people don't even KNOW how to work as a team. Okay in the upcoming zombie apocalypse the only person you can REALLY trust is yourself but that doesn't mean that you can't help each other out. Most people have a knack for being selfish and, I'm my opinion, it has become so ingrained into the human condition that they don't even notice that selfishness. People stopped caring after each other a long time ago and most of them would kill another just to advance themselves in some way(be it a job, etc.) so that calls for drastic training! You know that that annoying bastard that lives above you has a well deserved death warrant signed by you, but hey it's the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! People deserve a chance and still if the shit hits the fan you can use your teammates as distractions. But seriously, you have to watch each others backs since you just might be the last hope humanity has left......now a template for a nice team.

You: This is stupid.....you're stupid! Nah but seriously you need yourself in your team....that goes without saying I think.

The Weapons Expert/SoldierDude; This person(doesn't necessarily have to be a  guy but let's pretend he is) is probably a soldier who was on leave when the zombie outbreak began, he is probably the most important person you will need in your team. Why, you might ask? Simple, this person knows about guns and you probably don't. Also being he a soldier, he'll probably know where and how to get weapons plus he'll have some stashed somewhere which is a plus, adding to that the fact that he knows survival trainin and is most of the time leader material makes him essential so as to not everybody FUCKS UP. If you are this person then good for you, replace the "You" member with some random black guy.

The broad; This is a chick and by chick I mean a woman, not a small chicken since it'll be hard to fuck a chicken.....but you're welcome to try. Moving on, she's only there for the sake of two things only, which are freaking the fuck out and reproduction(this'll be hard) She's probably a college student visiting her folks when the shit hit the fan, you rescue her and she'll join your group. She will inevitable fall for the soldier dude unless she's into awkward, nerdy, can't do anything for themselves types of dude which in that case you're in luck! Anyways she'll probably be useless most of the time(sorry for any girls that might be reading, just know that this is basic and subject to change) yet she is almost as important as you, meaning that when you finally escape the zombie infected hellhole you're going to need a means to reproduce yourselves......enter the broad(giggity giggity, allllllll right!)

Random Black Guy; The random black guy is the essential part of your weapons arsenal since he functions as a distraction for when the zombies find you, he is replaceable yet should be used sparingly. Also any type of background this person might have is inconsequential.

Thug; This is probably a guy fresh out of prison, so he'll probably be black. Do not confuse him with the random black guy since the thug is bad ass and very useful in his own right, he will be very cold on the outside but a softie on the inside. At some point he might even tell you his story complete with sobs and regrets. The thug will be the first one to dish morality since he knows it will only serve to drag him down and put him in danger, doing things you would never dream of doing......which makes him bad ass.

The Alice; This chick will have superpowers and will be able to kick major ass while she defies gravity,,,,,just kidding.

The family; Probably consisting of two to three people, these people will never adapt to the zombie apocalypse and they will probably die gruesome deaths as you laugh maniacally at their demise. I'm not kidding.

Last but not least, your best friend; This is probably one of the most important members since he'll probably back you up whenever you come up with a crappy plan urging everyone else to follow your lead. He'll keep you sane yet he will probably turn out to be a coward in the end and leave you to die, only to be attacked by ravenous zombies farther ahead as you continue walking with contempt in your eyes.

This is a BASIC list of the most probable members you will find in your typical zombie apocalypse team, learn to protect them but in the end....remember those that are expendable and those that aren't....

Also, just so you know that I'm not crazy and this is REAL here are some comparison clips between the Umbrella T-virus and Avon's Derma-Full

                                                                       Resident Evil


So comment your thoughts and also, watch out for zombies!

Much needed materials for survival

Well I don't know about you guys but I think it's handy to have some much needed supplies if you really want to survive the zombie apocalypse, here's a list to help you get started; Canned Goods, Bottled Water, a Machete and sharpening stone, Weapons and Ammunitions ,an Ipod and Duck Tape. This is a really basic list as to what you might need but to me this are ESSENTIALS meaning that you can probably figure out your way out of trouble with these items(okay maybe not but they're still pretty darn important.) Now I'll go deeper into why these items are SO important....to me.

First of all, Canned Goods; In the upcoming apocalypse you KNOW that the most important thing you will need to survive is food and what better way to have it than canned. First of all most canned food can be eaten straight from the can and if not then they are very easy to cook, there's chicken, there's tuna, there's spam, there's hundreds of foods to choose from and these little guys will save you space plus they last longer. You mught think "Oh this is stupid, everybody know THAT" but I can stress how important it is to have canned food AVAILABLE TO YOU. Meaning that the first thing to go are the supermarkets so have the canned goods ready in a box for when the time comes.

 Second is the water and if I have to explain why then I doubt you'll survive very long. Water is precious, not just because it composes the majority of what your body is composed off but because IT'S WATER! It's practically immortal in that little plastic bottle! You never know if the world's water sources become polluted or some weird shit like that so it's best to have a couple of packages ready just in case. Also, water's good for you so shut the fuck and stop complaining.

Thirdly, a machete and sharpening stone; It's common knowledge you don't bring a knife to a gun fight, but for a zombie fight? Priceless. Machete's don't need bullets and they will last you as long as you care for them and this is where the sharpening stone and water come in.  When chopping the heads of the undead it will probably cover your blade with weird and disgusting shit that will probably rust it so you HAVE to clean it with water(dry it thoroughly) and the sharpening stone is well......for sharpening.

Fourth,Weapons and ammunitions; I think you know why you would need guns and ammo in the zombie apocalypse so I don't think I'll dwell into that, some other time I'll tell you how to get your hands on a gun.

Fifth, an Ipod; This one to me is probably the most important one because people forget how important sanity is and that's what an Ipod is for, to keep your sanity, I'd recommend having one with great capability of storage(like 120gs or something like that) because if the world is coming to an end then its best to have some record of at least, musical heritage and besides, wouldn't it be great to kill zombies while listening to "Requiem for a Dream"? Truly epic. Battery life and what not are obvious concerns but I bet you can find a charger that uses batteries instead of electricity....you figure it out.

Last but not least, Duck Tape; duck tape is probably the greatest invention of man since the wheel and it is limited only by your imagination. Believe me there is NO situation that duck tape can't get you out off so grab yourself some ducktape, 'cause the hunt is on.

I hope this lists help you and tell me if you think if there is anything that you find essential that I forgot to mention.

Also, here's some basic training for the upcoming zombie apocalypse.

This is Left 4 dead 2, which is available for both the XBOX360 and the PC, this game teaches you basically what is mostly consider the most important fundamental of zombie knowledge which are teamwork and a shit load of weapons, anyways I recommend you play the game if you haven't already just so you know what to expect. See you guys, later! And watch out for zombies!

Feb 5, 2011

Why, Hello There!

So, it seems that you too are knowledgeable of the upcoming zombie apocalypse or want to learn more about the impending extinction of the human race, well good for you! I, as a gamer and movie enthusiast, have always thought that the possibility of a zombie outbreak is not so far fetched and see the movies and games as training for such things....sounds crazy, I know, but like religious folks say "Just in case." Zombies, for all of you that don't know(you probably live under a rock or something.....with an internet connection no less), are reanimated corpses brought back to life through a myriad of means which might be a virus, witchcraft or demons or something. They are usually killed(taught in the movies) by removing the head or destroying the brain........so a shovel is a good thing to have handy just in case.

Kidding aside, current scientific advances are blurring the line between and magic just like the third law postulated by author Arthur C. Clarke "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." So science might soon turn myth into fact and you just might need to watch your ass so as to no get it eaten by the undead. If you want to survive you just might want to prepare an escape plan but I'll dwell into that much later....maybe tomorrow but for now rest peacefully knowing that you are not alone since I too am crazy. And watch out for them zombies.