Feb 8, 2011

Here's how it starts!

Okay, people often ask me(No they don't) how the zombie apocalypse would start if such a thing were to occur and I have to say then that there is NOT a single proven way for it to begin but various hypothesis;


The Outbreak; The outbreak begins as a disease, a quickly spreading virus that if you're lucky, won't be airborne. The disease is quickly spread, through saliva or overall bodily fluid contact.....that's right, beware of the zombie semen, and the symptoms that this outbreak would entail would be a high fever, people would start shivering and sweating profusely, they would grow pale in color and they're body would turn cold. Coughing, bleeding from the orifices(especially nasty), delirium, stiffness of the body...these are all sure signs that the person has been infected by the Z-Virus(I know it's a stupid name but for the sake of the argument just go with it) This is the most common conceptions of how the Zombie Apocalypse will begin.


The viral weapon; This one is all about government conspiracies, let's just say(and I'm not saying it) that a certain government from a certain country, might or might not be perfecting viral weaponry that they might test on their citizens, if such a thing were to happen you KNOW that they'd get their hands on there quick, probably killing everybody to bury the evidence but again, that might or might not happen but remember that you didn't read about it here!


The Rage; These are not actual zombies but they have the same overall effect, these are people who have become sick which makes them highly volatile and dangerous. This one is also a disease, spread through contact with fluids so again, beware the........you know....


The Voodoo; This one is just plain magic so in my thoughts this is the least likely to occur, probably some pissed off broad wants to get back at her man for cheating on her so she picks up a voodoo book that her mom gave her for christmas and voila, she sees a spell for reviving the dead so she decides that she'll scare him. Needless to say she loses control and dooms us all....damn broads. These type of apocalypse is different in the fact that the dead actually come back to life, meaning that its not a virus but that the dead ACTUALLY come back to life so a bit or a scratch is no concern and the only thing you'd have to worry about is an infection.


The Actual Apocalypse; We'll here we're pretty much fucked since well, its an actual apocalypse. The dead would come back to life and they would be more than the living etcetera etcetera...you know, biblical stuff.


So here you go, hope you enjoyed the list and remember to comment with any suggestions you might have!


Also, If you haven't watched Shaun of the Dead then do so since it shows the funny side of the zombie apocalypse...

45 comments:

  1. Great blog, Im waiting for the day of a zombie apocolypse. Wanna get use out of that cricket bat I bought!

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  2. Please write mor of this stuff ! liked it

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  3. The zombie apocalypse will be my greatest acheivement.

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  4. You should watch Zombieland aswell!

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  5. I was talking to my friend from the future yesterday and he said it's actually The Voodoo that kicks things off.

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  6. I have a feeling that if there was a zombie outbreak, my experience would be pretty much exactly like Shaun of the Dead. I wouldn't even notice it at first. lmao

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  7. i personally like the theory that was kind of used in I Am Legend.. that it would be some sort of a vaccine that was rushed to the public without complete testing and eventually turned people into zombies

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  8. If there really were a zombie outbreak, would be notice. I see people every day doing exactly the same thing that they did yesterday and the day before, slowly marching to their deaths.

    ...

    :)

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  9. @yossarian
    Good ass film and agree with u

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  10. i rememeber always playing shaun of the dead over and over again! never got tired of it! nice blog!

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  11. im partial to the voodoo broad hypothesis, dumb broads ruin everything

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  12. Definitely the out break is most likely whereas voodoo's gotta be least likely

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  13. I have my bug out bag ready for such an event. :3

    http://tameric.blogspot.com/

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  14. I often find myself wishing that a zombie apocalypse would happen simply because I know I would be fuckin awesome.... does that make me a bad person?

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  15. shaun of the dead is classic.

    you need to read world war z if you haven't

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  16. One of the few good British movies!

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  17. What a phenomenal movie! Great acting! I give it a solid G+!

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  18. I sometimes think about how my house would be as a stronghold in a zombie apocalypse, it probably wouldn't work that well

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  19. I'm confident me and my friends would be rather efficient at suppressing zombies.

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  20. I'm always looking around my bedroom thinking about what I could use as a weapon in such a scenario.

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  21. I always have an escape plan ready in my head...that must be why the zombies always want our braind!

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  22. Thanks for the info, because of you iwon't need to think what the hell happened, and can spend more time doing other stuff. Like killing zombies.

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  23. Shaun of the dead was great, very funny movie.

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  24. someone needs to stop playing l4d so much haha

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  25. McBrains, How can i take your order today sir.

    Brains.....Brains.....Brains.......Gnar.

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  26. ok holy shit this blog is exactly what me and my roommate talk about, this is awesome!!!

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  27. Obsessed with Zombies. Do you like The Walking Dead?

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  28. always have to keep an eye out for those zombies.

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  29. @adammac Yeah, i actually finished the first season last week.....too bad the second one is in october T__T

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  30. good stuff here. love that movie.

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  31. have you read the zombie survival guide? sounds like it'd be right up your alley

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  32. @nukpana, not really? you got a link or something?

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  33. Shaun of the Dead is in my top 10 favorite movies!

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  34. shaun of the dead was sad. i don't see the need to prepare for a zombie invasion though.

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  35. Downloading the movie as I type this! XD I like your blog ~following :D

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  36. Nice blog feelin dawn of the dead more than shawn of the dead tho

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